the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Ovened

You oven someone you roast them so hard the want to hide under a rock.

A guy: Omg a girl just ovened me.

by ezzeeeeezza November 9, 2016

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

Oven

A guy who is super bad. Plays hypickle and is also really bad at that.

Stop being an Oven.

by Ovenisbad July 31, 2021

Oven

Something that you put food in and it heats up ⬆️!

“Can you put the oven on please?”

by Esmai boyt October 9, 2022

bagel in the oven

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024