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jess jones

She’s a badass and super fit. I don’t even know why she’s still single. Plus her name was stolen by that girl on that shitty Netflix show.
by TheRealJessJones October 27, 2017
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lexi jones

lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!
guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;
by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017
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scrotum jones

by Kush Dealer March 16, 2017
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willie jones

When you have to shit and are unsure you can make it to the restroom.

Derives from the movie "Friday." When Craig's father "Willie Jones" has to shit so badly he is not sure if he will make it to the restroom.
by ChrisJD85 August 27, 2016
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phenom jones

by Phenom Jones November 22, 2021
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Ashton Jones

Ashton Jones usually falls for girls that get thrown around. He is a big soccer poof who has a very good looking sister. He always thinks about the boys before himself, he is also very attractive who is usually brunette
Ashton Jones is a good friend

When Ashton Jones walks by all the guys drool
by idkwhoamiyouwillneverknow November 30, 2020
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Tomos Jones

Massive fanny magnet, can pull any bird he wants, had a massive knob, and can make any girl cum in 5 mins that is a fact
Tomos Jones is a massive Stud
by The massive G November 22, 2021
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