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have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
mugGet the have a nice weekendmug.
An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.
Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!
by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021
mugGet the …and there you have giraffes!mug.
take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business
Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.
by wacokid September 26, 2010
mugGet the have a meeting with the governormug.

I have a pickle

When you have a problem you say “I have a pickle” not in a pickle
by Happy pickle January 28, 2019
mugGet the I have a picklemug.

does it have a name

When someone is giving attitude for no reason or seems mad
“Does it have a name?” Is referring that something is up their ass
by AnimeFlour August 13, 2019
mugGet the does it have a namemug.

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.
Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!
mugGet the i have the dripmug.

you’re having a laugh

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.
Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”
by avochlo April 30, 2022
mugGet the you’re having a laughmug.

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