BA'NOODLE! 

Bag, Bending and noodle combined to create BA'NOODLE! The ultimate bag closure to bring shame to the ordinary 'chip clip'
One size fits ALL size bags. If it's a bag, a BA'NOODLE will roll it up, air tight, with a streamlined, clean look!
Candy bags, pet food bags and more!

4 exciting colors!

Hold any open bag, place a BA'NOODLE! along the opening, just roll and bend!

BA'NOODLE! by banoodle babe January 13, 2010

cold ramen noodles

food you feed to a bitch

"I'm about to feed this bitch some cold ramen noodles!"

cold ramen noodles by brit d00dz! March 8, 2008

Tomorrow's Nobodies

quite possibly the funniest website ever created. full of black jokes and bad inuendos.

white kid-"im colored"
black guy walks up n slaps the white kid
black guy-"stupid ass honky"

Tomorrow's Nobodies kick ass

Tomorrow's Nobodies by schmiggittybop July 31, 2008

noodle 

a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.

Tom Keffer is such a noodle.

noodle by Denjamin May 9, 2006

noodle dick 

a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.

Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.

noodle dick by sammyjack9863 May 26, 2006

noodleman 

male, typically white, who likes to wrestle with naked men and is uber sweet!

I love Noodleman, even if he does like Paul

noodleman by nunchucker December 9, 2003

Noodle rocked 

Getting shot in the head and having your brain splatter.

Dayum son! Ol' boy just got his noodle rocked yo!

Noodle rocked by Dirk Enblew November 17, 2006