fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon

Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes

by Yellowstar April 7, 2015

Tomato

A red vegetable

HAHAHAHA "Tomato"

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 12, 2023

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

tomato

A 1920's term for a hot, sexy woman.

"She's a hot, ripe tomato!" "Huh? Grandpa, are you hungry?"

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Tomato

A british man that likes to suck dick and has gay butt sex and he loves feet and he loves to cheat with a man named ricardo. He is very racist and homophobic

oh, god damn it i just did a tomato

by agua0314 June 7, 2022

Rotten Tomato

the sick act of dismembering the phallic member of a man and proceeding to screw it onto his decapitated head

“they found the man rotten tomatoed”

by sneakdissah August 27, 2025