Fake-frum

An Orthodox Jew who, publicly, goes thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate that faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Fake Frum are not limited to clergy members and frequently include prominent laity.

Itche Meyer is so , so careful not to gab in synagogue -- - but you should see how he behaves at the shul kiddush (post-prayer Sabbath reception). Then, his fake-frumess REALLY reveals itself

by Yossi Kluger February 20, 2022

fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

by fakemonster July 20, 2008

Ball Fakes

A lacrosse term, mainly for offense man. Its the act of camouflaging the ball into a flying man eating unicorn, so the defenseman will be confused. Once you are done having fun with the defenseman you turn the man eating unicorn into the ball and you rip. This skill will win championships guaranteed.

The team worked on Ball Fakes for practice.

by lax brother bear June 22, 2011

Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series

Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.

by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023

fake news

Typical coverage from Fox News. Their reporting contains so many exagerations, falsities, and interjected opinions, that it can in no way be considered proper and informative.

Naive Fool: I wanna find out what's going on in the world today, let's flip on Fox News.
Person Who's Not A Moron: Don't watch that crap, it's fake news, they're brainwash ya.
Naive Fool: Nah, it's on TV, it has to be true.

After watching Hannity and O'Reilly....

Naive Guy: Wow, I love Bush's policies. Did you know he was right all along? Wow, that Hillary is an whiney old bag.
Non-Moron: See, I told you this would happen!

by Enlightened1 February 12, 2008

fake cake

A true fake..so saturated in fakeness.that they can't tell how fake they really are.

Yo bro did you see that white dude with a wave cap on? What a fake cake

Jamal: what up I'm dating a blue blood white girl that goes to Harvard

Sven: I thought you were a piru gang member from Compton?

Jamal: yeah but we love each other and I love playing cricket and wearing tommy hilfigure

Sven: smh. Fake cake

Friend 1: hey look at that jersey shore overly tan ugly bitch with no ass and huge tits.walking around like she runs shit.

Friend 2: omg. Fake cake . But I would motor boat those bloated moons

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Fake Depression

Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.

Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!

Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-

by The Dictionary Urban June 25, 2020