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(location)a website for people who have no lives. Pedaphiles also gather here, maybe even your mom. Needless to say this is where the LOSERS from your freshman year hang out, because they're still not accepted.
This kid i went to high school with, nobody liked him, they never talked to him, he wasnt accepted. And i think to this day he sits in his moms basement and whacks-off to myspace photos of 14 yr old girls.
myspace by Campio April 9, 2006
A website that might be fairly decent if the following were removed:

1. 12 year olds pretending to be 16
2. 12 year old camwhores
3. Kids pretending to be emo
4. Crappy music that starts automatically when you open the page
5. 50 year old pedophiles
6. Profiles that crash your computer by using 50 million animated flashing things saying stuff like "princess", "bad girl", etc.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!!
8. Stupid emo quotes under the pictures of half naked 13 year olds
9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!!
10. Girls that act like sluts, emos, cheerleaders etc.
11. Middle aged people that think they're being "hip"
1. That 16 year old doesn't look 16 years old...
2. That 12 year old camwhore took a weird angled picture of herself in a bikini.
3. That wannabe emo kid made his whole profile page black and droned on and on about how life sucks
4. Wtf? I didn't wanna hear that crappy music!
5. "Ohhhhhh! That 13 year old boy is so hot!", drooled the creepy old pedophile.
6. This idiot crashed my computer by elaborately telling us that she's a princess.
7. Z0mg s33 my n3w p1cs plzzzzz!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my god! Please look at my new pictures that I posted on my MySpace profile.
8. *Picture of a little kid in a bikini*

"What's the point of happiness it's pursuit makes you sad?

9. 0mfg 1 g0t m0r3 fr13ndz than u!!!!!!! *translation* Oh my fucking god! I have more friends on myspace than you do.
10. Wow, this fat girl is trying too hard to convince people that she's a cheerleader.
11. *old grandpa voice* "Oh hot diggity! I'm just like the youngins, and I can stalk 13 year old boys too! *dentures fall out of his mouth*
A way of accepting responsibility for forgetting something,
You mean you didn't bring the tap and we've got nothing but kegs?!

Ahh, dude, myspace.
myspace by saulgoode42 February 11, 2009

myspacecore

The evil core of MySpace. Must be destroyed to end the evil reign of 11 year old emo-wannabes.
The brave UNIX Templar launched the Quest For Myspacecore in 2006 AB (After BSD).
wow, you guys have some shallow ass myspace friends.
every prior definition on this page
myspace by with a hat April 13, 2005

myspaceing 

somoene who is playing around on myspace.
me; Hey Kailey whats up?
Kailey; not much. just watching friends and myspaceing lol.
me; yea me too.
myspaceing by lucci721 January 5, 2008