Rug muncher

A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.

" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"

"yeah what a cunt!"

by Scottt jackson October 21, 2007

mutherfuggininsane-o

Something that is so unbelievably awesome that you are overcome with the urge to declare your love for it in front of all your friends.

Me: Dude did you see Ice Princess? It was mutherfuggininsane-o!
Friend: Riight...

Me: Holy shit! You mean I can get fourteen jr. bacon cheesburgers for only 3 bucks! That's mutherfuggininsane-o.
Wendy's Cashier: Riight...

by joshg4 August 1, 2008

Butter muncher

When someone smears butter on someone's butthole and licks it off

I heard that guy over there is a butter muncher

by Thegoatlogan11 March 2, 2022

watermelon muncher

a man of african decent eating a watermelon

Hey did you know jamal is a watermelon muncher

by black rubics cube October 7, 2023

rug muncher

A gayboy is being bent over by their sick boyfriend on the floor doggy style. He's bumming him so hard that he bites the rug.

Jeffrey is biting the rug because Frederick is bumming extremely hard

by M Farley July 7, 2004

Cow muncher

A young man called joseph self who likes to give oral sex to cows

Joseph Self

by Ben Hardy December 11, 2003

durry muncher

drug addict, reffering to marijuana most specifically.

omg, warren is such a durry muncher!

by indiaaa. February 8, 2009