Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

Rug muncher daddy

Rug muncher daddy is a lesbian that has sex with loads of women

Megab is such a rug Muncher Daddy she goes with every woman.

by Water drip November 8, 2022

Libcuzi Muncher

This extremely rare condition consists of having a massive forhead and a penis so scary looking you could win as a grammy nominated horror film about people’s reactions to this atrocity of a dick. This symptom will produce uncontrollable amounts of negativity to just overwhelm your soul with self doubt, mental clarity, suicidal thoughts, self sabotage feelings, anxiety and extreme life threatening depression. Not even a ray gun right to the mouth could fucking fix this condition. It hurts so bad to be around someone with this condition you will single handedly just want to get ran over repeatedly and feel every second of it. The only way to solve this rare disaster of a illness and person is to abandon them and make them suffer as much as possible. There are side affects of doing this. They can consist of the person finding your exact location and rapidly sucking you off as a form of punishment.

Libby sucked thus guy off for no reason because he was having one of his Libcuzi Muncher episodes. Shit was fucking crazy.

by Joeseph biden December 16, 2023

Slut Muncher

Same as hoe bag. Some annoying jerk face that needs to fuck off. Sleezy person who hits on sluts.

"Omg did you see Cory asking that stripper out? He's such a slut muncher."

by Daggers October 31, 2007

Prairie Muncher

A person who eats out the vagina of a woman from the country.

Homie found himself a virgin girlfriend from sticks! That lucky Prairie Muncher !!

by Deeder420 November 3, 2023

Pocket Muncher

A person whos in someone's pocket
(Paid off)

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.

by anonymous January 17, 2025

Konina Muncher

A nickname for "People" who inhabit Poland.

Look at all those Konina Munchers in Silesia, don't they know its German land?

by Suk Mike Hok February 20, 2024