Madi Muffin

A silly sally, and my lovely little panda.

http://media.putfile.com/ Namsayin--Madi-

That Madi Muffin sure is the best. Namsayin'?

by penguinpie December 15, 2008

Mug Muffin

When several dudes cum in a mug, you microwave it, and drink/eat it

"... This apple pie tastes worse than the mug muffin I had yesterday..."

by Gingersquishy October 16, 2021

Connecticut Muffin

Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”

by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019

under muffin

When a girls ass cheeks hang out the bottom of her too short shorts.

Did you see that girl's under muffin? What a nice tush.

by JennC July 5, 2014

Muffin Flop

When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.

"Look at the muffin flop on that twink"

by DrewciferNYC March 9, 2009

Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 2, 2019