You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
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Get the Moist January mug.A moist boy is a young male that enjoy TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moistboys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.
Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
by CacaCheerios April 20, 2020
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2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
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