MOBASM

MOBASM. mow-baz-uhm
noun
1. the physical sensation experienced adjacent to the pocket in which your mobile phone normally resides. Sensation is identical to the phones vibrate frequency, causing the recipient to check their phone only to find it has not actually gone off.
2. Buzzing sensation felt in the epidermis, causing the recipient to believe their phone is vibrating.
note:
The phone does not even need to be anywhere near you to experience a mobasm.
verb (used without object)
3. to have a mobasm.
adjective
4. mobasmic
Multiple mobasm - several mobasms in a short space of time
Fake mobasm - when your phone is actually ringing.

To have a mobasm.

by ayjayoh21 May 13, 2016

Mobile Game Ads

Cringey bullshit in which almost always, if not always shows what is the wrong move.

Mobile Game Ads are so fucking stupid, just like corrupt politicians are.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2022

Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

cat mobile

a vehicleBMW X5 that transports the alpha female cat woman

When driving her cat mobile, Sandy decided her favorite word in the dictionary was unfuckwithable.

by Smollonator December 29, 2016

CUM mobile

Having sex while driving

Let's try something new...... Cum mobile

by lil willy on the track April 1, 2020

adog mobile

the shittiest of the shittiest trucks made of duct tape elmors glue and refrigerator parts . breaks down every weekend while he thinks hes rolling coal but its really his motor on fire. he has to crank it with an anchor and sticks his foot out to slow it down his blinker is his hand and his doors are microwave doors and his steering wheel is a tire. he has to push it to start and has to sit on his shifter and bounce up and down to shift truck shakes like its having a seizure and is a gay bbc magnet

The adog mobile sucks ass

by Adog mobile hater May 10, 2021

mormon mobile

A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.

Damn dude, I wish this mormon mobile wouldn't take up 3 spots downtown when I'm trying to park.

by rabblerouser August 16, 2006