clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink

I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

by toree05 March 12, 2022

Mississippi rose

Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.

Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.

by Bitch Barbie November 26, 2024

Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.

"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"

by Konnie May 7, 2019

Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.

I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.

by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.

"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"

by PhatRob August 31, 2022

Mississippi Mud Pie

When two sibilings or cousins from Mississippi fornicate.

Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?

Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!

by Mc666999 December 23, 2018