Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Midnight Lipstick

When I guy jacks off and covers the head of his cock with cum, then paints it on his womans lips as she sleeps.

My woman said she wanted a new type of lipstick, so last night after she fell asleep, I gave her a Midnight Lipstick

by Wyoming Bush Master October 14, 2012

midnight wolf treat

The long and intense process in which during anal sex a man howls like a wolf at midnight just as he is about to blow his load. At this point, the male pulls out and forcefully shoves his cock down his girl's throat and cums with such force that it goes down and shoots out her ass. When done right, the male will have acted quickly enough so that by the time his juice comes out her anal cavity, he already has his mouth over it, thus receiving his own jizz in his own mouth. After this, the man transfers the jizz to the woman's vagina, shits inside of her, and uses the cum/shit mixture to fuck her one more time. Once he is finished, he puts his dick back in his woman's mouth and she licks off the accumulated mixture and swallows, thus receiving a midnight wolf treat.

Person 1: Dude did you taste Hannah's mouth today?
Person 2: Yeah man, tastes funky. She must have gotten a midnight wolf treat.

by MrWolfTreat February 11, 2014

midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

Midnight climax

Operation midnight climax was one of many under the mk ultra program during the 50's, where the us government set up whore houses and gave the customers doses of lsd. The term is more commonly used nowadays when gimps take cocaine or some other crazy shit in a hookers ass.

Where the fuck were you last night?

Went to the red light district for a midnight climax.

by Guys seattle sea hawkes July 14, 2016

Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016

Midnight Oatmeal

grab some Quaker Oats and stuff some in her Snizz, you then begin to plow the lady and when you blow your load, keep it going. The heat from the passion cooks it to perfection.
You then dismount and feast.

My girlfriend complained we had too much oatmeal on the shelf, so we made some midnight oatmeal.

by Graveyarder September 25, 2017