milk of spermesia 

Potent male seed. The name is derived from the antacid medication "Milk of Magnesia" due to the similar color and consistency. Officially coined by Jeruss in 2009. Jizz. Man chowder. Semen.

Jeruss is the originator of the term milk of spermesia. Women rarely enjoy it when my milk of spermesia lands in their hair. She's an avid consumer of milk of spermesia.

milk of spermesia by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010

Milk Frothing 

The sexual and deviant fetish practice of masturbating furiously until you produce a foamy jizz, then place said foamy jizz on top of a freshly made coffee. Expert Milk Frothers can even make patterns out of their foamy jizz.

Ben was getting so good at milk frothing the elderly neighbours kept calling around uninvited for a speciality coffee

Milk Frothing by HeadChap January 29, 2019

Milk Category 

The Milk Category or Anal Milk Category, is an expanse of the human psyche in which the most rampantly fucked up, confuckulated, heavily-medicated, coked-up, what the fuck were you thinkin, holy-motherfucking-shit, and get the fuck outta my face with that shit- thoughts are banished after being spawned from the inner depths of the human soul.

Common subjects usually assigned to the Milk Category are violent beatings, prison rapings, belligerent homosexual ass fucking, skeet, and strangely uncomfortable fucked up and/or confuckulated statements in general.

1) Get the FUCK outta my face with that shit! That's goin in the Milk Category!

2)Why is the Hippo Ass Raping the Hemi in my Dodge Ram 4x4?!!.....Milk...Milk....Milk....

Milk Category by Dhat Nhu Shyt November 4, 2007

Milk Range 

A measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. Used to illustrate how close a particular event is. As the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within 'milk range'.

Oh man, that final exam is now within milk range. Better study up.

Milk Range by Over the Hill December 26, 2008

Milk Carton Mugshot. 

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

Milk Carton Mugshot. by whitechapel June 29, 2009

Milk Dud Deluxe 

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.

Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.

Milk Dud Deluxe by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

milk recycling 

When enjoying a bowl of cereal, the act of dripping out the milk for further use.

Most commonly seen when the user requires a second serving and has no more milk in the carton or gallon.

Bob1: I'm gon grab some milk and cereal, want some?
Bob2: Damn forgot to buy some milk, i guess u gonna have to use milk recycling on the rest

Bob1: bitch

milk recycling by thatguywholikesmilk April 4, 2011