Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.

Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.

by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021

GTA Mentality

When ones mentality is completely altered by playing too much grand theft auto 5.

Danny: Yo look out you just ran that red light!
Gabe: Its chill man I do this all the time.
Danny: Man you're a victim to GTA mentality

by dmug September 30, 2013

Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

Dude fuck it F.R.M!
I have the floating rock mentality

by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020

Mamba Mentality

Mamba Mentality is the mentality you have when you keep on trying without giving up.

David: Im almost done
Demmoy: Hurry up why you taking so long to cum it kind of hurts
David: I know but I cant quit its Mamba Mentality

by factualball January 29, 2020

Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!

You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

mentalpiece

men*tal*piece

virtual noun
a virtual place where special memorabilia is placed for memory gazing

...looking at his mentalpiece, Tashi reminisced about the special moments in
his life ...

by marc bodi brower June 10, 2008

mental whiplash

The feeling one gets after a painful sudden realization that something they once thought is not true.

"I had total mental whiplash when I found out it was Monday. I had thought it was Friday all day!"

"I thought I saw Susie at the mall so I gave her a hug, but she turned around and it turned out that it was just some random dude. Absolute mental whiplash."

by CrescentSunGoddess March 5, 2009