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The Swiss Method

"I heard Jean died via the Swiss Method"
by Xenochria September 13, 2022
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the breach method

Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.
James had to pee so bad that he used the breach method to relieve himself quickly
by BigBadBitch:) October 18, 2022
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The Lewan Method

When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.
Boy Jared sure did The Lewan Method to Angel.
by Randy the Reaper April 22, 2023
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The Billy Method

When you’re banned from Carti Hub so you make another account by the name of “Sbeve” to rule revenge by sending scat pornography with a rose-colored gaping butthole.
“BRO WTF”

Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve

Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn

Chat: He just did The Billy Method.
by niggapenis2k15buttcheeks September 1, 2023
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The Griezman Method

"The Griezman Method": A revolutionary technique that involves the delicate application of an ice cube to one's lower sphincter (anus), with the aim of inducing a temporary state of sensory numbness.

This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.

Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.

It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.
In an attempt to mimic Arctic explorers, Emily suggested they partake in the Griezman Method during their camping trip. Unfortunately, their frozen minges put a chill on the entire adventure."

Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.
by mr iceman May 25, 2023
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The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
by CountSwagula July 16, 2024
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