I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.
by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017
A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.
by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020
by Urgirlmia March 20, 2022
A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"
Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"
by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 13, 2015
by The Minecraft Gamer 2005 October 25, 2017
Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye
by spiceymemes June 15, 2018