mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.

girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.

by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018

mate

This word has no translation into english, it's meaning being derived from the context of the situation it is used in, the length of time it is said, and the inflection in the users voice. It has meanings as diverse as "the guy you get pissed with on a saturday night" to "the guy you get pissed off at on a monday morning."

"'Sgoin on maaate?" "You dinged me car's what's goin on, mate..." "Aw maate... It was only a bit of paint taken off. Don't be so bloody pissy."

by sporkyman February 25, 2018

rubber mate

The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.

My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.

by Mammagurl February 15, 2017

real mates

Real mates don't let each other drink and drive.

Mate don't drive, you're too drunk!

Cheers man, We're real mates.

by Larc3ny May 18, 2016

wet mate

an upside down crab trying to anally rape the air.

Dude, I totally saw a wet mate yesterday.

by m8belarge April 17, 2016

Yeah mate yeah

A way to silence someone by agreeing to what they just said. Usually said with a strong scouse accent for emphasis. The longer the phrase can be extended with additional words, the better.

Steve: hey have you thought about becoming a vegan?
Ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah

by Yemateye October 6, 2016