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Smart man's liquid nitrogen 

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.
I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.
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Piss-Liquid 

Any drink that is an alcopop, high-energy drink or a really disgusting alcoholic beverage.
This WKD is piss-liquid
Piss-Liquid by RORR April 7, 2009

Gone liquid 

The term used to define the absolute state of confusion and bewilderment experienced after many hours of prolonged drug taking. Usually surfaces in the form of the sufferer uttering complete and utter non sensical drivel and/or very strange physical behaviour
'Holy shit Ricky's gone liquid again...he's talking about Christmas Cards and Press Releases while searching for his mouse in the garden'
Gone liquid by DJRush May 29, 2007

Lugia Liquid 

A colorless liquid that is a combination of five ingredients. The semen of Lugia, any amount that is possible to get (usually 10% of the liquid is made of this amazing semen), 60% bleach, 5% tears, 15% water, and 10% soap.
This liquid cannot be consumed, no matter how hard someone may try. It can only be masturbated into, and each time animal semen touches the liquid, it is absorbed into it and grows larger. The larger it grows the more enjoyable the experience is to ejaculate into. This liquid is considered a sexual ecstasy.
“Oh my god! This Lugia Liquid feels so good!”
Lugia Liquid by H3M January 18, 2019

drama queer ... fairy liquid 

haha you're a pure scott mackenzie ya drama queer ... fairy liquid

The Man With The Liquid Cock 

The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.

He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"
Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear

"Wa-He-Heyyy!"

And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"

Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"

male liquid appreciation

A protein supplement for the morally bankrupt, may also be used to fertilize human eggs.
This coffee is just terrible! If I didn't know any better I'd say a disgruntled employee cut it with two shots of male liquid appreciation!