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Abe Lincolned

When you cum on the back of someone’s head inside of a movie theater.
Bro, I just Abe Lincolned this girl last night at the new spider man movie
by Keenan Henderson December 20, 2021
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Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.
by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017
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Lincoln

Always high.

Weed is his life and he won't give it up for no body
Lincoln is high again?
by Wowowowjs March 13, 2019
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Sneaky Lincoln

Eric had been conversing with the fine lady and desperately praying for a sneaky lincoln.
by MercilessUrchin October 28, 2024
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lincoln

the guy that would fuck literally anyone
you're such a lincoln cunt
by 1223wsd October 25, 2020
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Lincoln

Lincoln, the guy who sits behind you in math class.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
"Omg that guy is such a Lincolnnnn"
by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020
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Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
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