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Lincoln

Lincoln is an asshole.
by LincolnHalligan February 29, 2024
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Lincoln

a soccer jock. do not date or befriend. potty mouth.
lincoln is a crippled soccer jock
by iloveboppy08 January 3, 2023
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Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.
Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021
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Lincoln's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.
It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
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pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.
Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.
by lulu_officially December 24, 2024
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Lincolned

To be slapped by a dick (erect or not) directly to one's cheek.

President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.
She acted as if she was better than everyone. She was no dime piece she was more like 10 pennies so i lincolned her. If done 10 times then she's a dime piece.

A penny for your thoties.
by ❤️💲⭕️💲🅰️ March 17, 2025
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Lincoln Logging

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.
by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019
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