Moose Knee

When pants get caught up in a girl's genitals.

Moose knee is a camel toe gone horribly wrong. Think large unattractive women in jeans 8 sizes too small.

DAMN! Dude did you see that whale's moose knee. Spandex is a privilege not a right.

by Museikage October 21, 2008

knee deep

Kick ass song by a kick ass group. Cky.

Some people don't know (don't know) what is wrong, so they're knee deep (knee deep) in sorrow

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

take a knee

"Take a Knee", heretofore called TAK. This term comes from American Football. Should you f**k up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you TAK. I first heard this term in 1985, though I believe it originated from an earlier date.

Coach Says: Miss your read...TAK. Miss your block...TAK. Miss your hole...TAK.
Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Jesus Freakin' Christ... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 6, 2007

knee knocker

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

Him: Hey Check out my huge knee knocker

*Pulls down pants*
Her: Oh my its so big

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

by YT- Landonb December 22, 2018

knee meat

An unbelievably gigantic penis, hanging down to ones knee when flaccid or semi hard. Only the biggest of dicks earn this prestigious badge of honor.

Girl: did that guy you hooked up with last night have knee meat?
Girl 2: yeah... that thing beat my poor little kitty for hours

by Cmoney20 April 9, 2017

Knee Job

Knee Job /nē ˌjäb/
noun: knee job; plural noun: knee jobs
A knee job, or KJ, is a sexual act that involves using your knees to pleasure cocks.

Got a sweet knee job last night. Busted all up under those tight caps.

by SweetKnees June 15, 2020

Knee-Greaux

the sophisticated enlightened way of saying "negroes", especially in a casual sense

Women need to have a type of ruthlessness with these thirst-bucket knee-greauxs.

That knee-greaux was on some other last night.

Knee-greaux are fawkin annoying

A knee-greaux created this alternate spelling and you heaux better be appreciative

by Dear ol Chuk Michael August 31, 2011