Kevin

Kevin is a dark guy. He loves to hide in a dark corner and stare at people. If you approach a Kevin, you will get the cold shoulder, unless he knows you well. If a Kevin knows you he will be incredibly loyal and always stand with you, unless you betray his trust. Usually Kevin is athletic and smart. Kevin is never popular.

Run man, it's Kevin.

by Namelessfreak June 25, 2018

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Kevin

Kevin is a heart breaker. He broke my heart. I loved him more than anything in the world. He is fake and changes depending on who he is around. He is so hard to resist. He’s funnier than anyone you’ll meet. He can be the sweetest person or the biggest asshole. he’s got eyes that will brighten up your whole life, and has a presence that you crave when he’s gone. He is a GIANT hoe and not loyal at all, but you love him so much, you’ll stay with him. Biggest fuckboy on earth, and he also tries too damn hard. Overall, he’s great but he’s intolerable as fuck.

fuck kevin

by breebabbyy16 September 7, 2019

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Kevin

Kevin is a real stupid bitch. Don't ever meet one. I know you can't control it. But don't do it.

"No one likes Kevin"

by 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 September 4, 2020

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Kevin

Kevin is actually a pretty basic name and therefore a basic guy. He thinks he's good at soccer when he's really actually trash. He wears very expensive stuff but lives in a cardboard box. He posted mad random pictures all at once on Instagram and gets like 50 likes. Kevin is just average.

Damn your singing is just like Kevin, average!
Yo do you know Kevin? Yeah me neither, he's a loser.

by ImThatBeachPeriod. April 30, 2019

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kevinize

to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc

"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"

"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"

"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"

"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"

by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013

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