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Jonathan

He is a goofy bitch
HE IS SUCH A JONATHAN
by Idonotliketacos May 13, 2025
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Jonathan

Jonathan: yo nigga
Me: what?
by IhateDanielfuckthatnigger June 12, 2025
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Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.
Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.
by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021
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Jonathan Dillon

A very handsome man that is very talented amd creative. He has gorgeous eyes usually hazel and/or green, thick dirty blond(e) hair, black or brown eyebrows and other amazing body features. He is some what tall, usually taller than most guys and girls but definitely makes you feel safe when around him. He cares about everyone no matter how annoying or ignorant you may be and will always try to help you, just ask. Though he may be mean sometimes he always feels deep inside wrong and usually apologizes and if not he knows that the person he hurt will feel bad hurting him. Jonathan Dillon can be lazy, but very hard working at times, he is great at being sarcastic, quiet at times and very athletic. He likes to play video games and work on computers, he is wonderful at making music, helping others and healing people. This wonderful man can do a lot of things because of how smart and creative he is... Just think about him if you know him and think about all the good times you've had with him even if they turned out bad.
by The hand down from God May 14, 2018
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass guy who is good as fuck in bed. I mean his cock is longer than like 8 inches and he makes you have the best orgasms 😫
“Omg have y’all seen jonathan”
“girl yeah his dick is so good
by briblixs April 11, 2022
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jonathan

Really gay guy and has a little dick and eats guy ass and a guy that sucks cock for living and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is gay
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo
by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021
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