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Jeff Josey

by Ysect May 9, 2019
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Jeff

If you need help in the Urban Dictionary or want to ask questions he will help you. Try it! He's actually real!
"Hey Jeff, how much are mugs?"

"$25, Here's a coupon for 15% off!"
"Thanks!"
by Tokyol0 May 15, 2019
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Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019
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Jeff Schechter

That person is tripping. Most likely a Jeff Schechter
by Apex Juju June 20, 2019
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jeff rowe

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
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Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight
The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book
by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019
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Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"
by dudehellllo April 11, 2019
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