January 3

National Stanky Leg Day

The day where you do the stanky leg to celebrate

Cosmo: On January 3rd 2021 I will do the stanky leg

by frog overlord January 7, 2021

January 17

Your girlfriend have to get really freaky with you

January 17? Time to get freaky

by Fjejdheuendbfrbbfbxndnd October 29, 2019

January 2021

The first month of 2021 to review to see how 2021 will start out. 2021 could be a year of more crap or a year of recovery. January 2021 had its ups and downs. Covid and its vaccine, and politics: the storming of the US capitol and a new president not anything like trump. Now, lets see how the rest of 2021 will go!

It's February 1st, 2021! What has happened this year so far now that we are close to valentines day? January 2021: Oh, corona, its vaccine, and politics: Storming of US capitols and Biden. Not a lot

by Avocado2004 January 25, 2021

January 28

National be a bitch day !!!

Boy 1 : hey how's ur day

Boy 2 : *stare* leave me alone its January 28 th!! ▪〰▪

by Bababoey booo November 27, 2020

January 31

National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!

Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!

"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"

by Edwardtrans <33 November 4, 2021

January 32

You dumb ass this isn’t a fawking date

Its January 32 isn’t it?
No u dumbass its February

by yarseeee March 8, 2021

January 20

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 20
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019