January 20

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 20
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

january 12

january 12 is national give your absolute best girl bsf your hoodie day 🤍

boy: who's that pretty girl ?

other boy: that's my girl bsf
boy: oh you better give her your
hoodie!

other boy: oh right!! it's january 12!!

by short mushroom December 31, 2019

January 27

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend how much times u want without asking.

Oh it’s January 27

by Jonatan January 26, 2021

January 2021

The first month of 2021 to review to see how 2021 will start out. 2021 could be a year of more crap or a year of recovery. January 2021 had its ups and downs. Covid and its vaccine, and politics: the storming of the US capitol and a new president not anything like trump. Now, lets see how the rest of 2021 will go!

It's February 1st, 2021! What has happened this year so far now that we are close to valentines day? January 2021: Oh, corona, its vaccine, and politics: Storming of US capitols and Biden. Not a lot

by Avocado2004 January 25, 2021

January 17

Your girlfriend have to get really freaky with you

January 17? Time to get freaky

by Fjejdheuendbfrbbfbxndnd October 29, 2019

January 31

National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!

Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!

"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"

by Edwardtrans <33 November 4, 2021

January 32

You dumb ass this isn’t a fawking date

Its January 32 isn’t it?
No u dumbass its February

by yarseeee March 8, 2021