James

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops
James deserves justices. he deserves to be defined.
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The type of guy to have a big forehead and a snake on the back of their head.
Eeew u look like a James.
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A stupid idiot who eats poop and pees on his cat
James peed in Alex’s mouth
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James is the type of person that would send you gm and gn txts he LOVES hugs and is funny and in a little world of his own and will make you feel worthy
Y.n to friend etc:James made me feel so special yesterday he told me that I was kind awesome and needed
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James is an incredible guy who anyone would be lucky to know! He is incredibly sweet and will treat you like his world. James is an incredibly cute and attractive guy, with the most gorgeous hypnotising eyes. James is so nice, maybe sometimes too nice. Generally James's will get taken advantage off because of this, take care off your James because they have an amazing heart and deserve the world. James's don't love themselves as much as they should and don't understand how much they are loved by others! They will take care off you no matter what and will protect you at all costs. James gives the best hugs and you instantly feel safe when he is around!
me: "wow I love James"

George: "he really does love you too"
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An amazing person who is likely to be introverted. Most James would love to hang out with friends, though they might not have many. James are caring, humble, and loving. When you meet a James, try to make friends with them because its something you will never forget.
Person: Man, James is so cool!
Person 2: Right? James deserves the world!
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James is just the absolute definition of what you would call perfect! They extremely loving, and they might try to act tough but they are actually just a bunch of soft boys on the inside with a golden heart. They would love you forever and would love to grow old with you. They are very cute looking boys and would always try to make you happy whenever u need it. They might be anti-social and awkward in the beginning but once you get to know them, they are the sweetest person you will ever meet and they will be a blast to hang out with. It's always difficult to explain how perfect James is. They will always try to make time for you when you are their priority. They are so caring that they would randomly send you food just because you are hungry. Words can't explain how perfect they are but when you meet James, get to know their soft side and keep them close.
"Ya, I'm dating James, he is just absolute perfection and I really do love him"
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