Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

Jackie

Standard unit measuring mass. One Jackie is roughly equivalent to the mass of 6 standard fun size candy bars. Can be abbreviated Jc

Friend 1: Ugh. I just ate seven Jackies of schnitzel.
Friend 2: That's crazy! How are you still alive? I can't even finish 2 Jcs!

by PapaKev October 31, 2012

Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011

Jackinthebox

What you would use to describe a Jackass if your Grandmother was present and you cared about her ears.

-This guy's a total jackinthebox, he left his gf for his gf's bff and now they're cushin' it.

by Avalone November 6, 2007

Jackie-O's

Breakfast cereal containing one or more person's semen.

My roommate is such a douche so today for breakfast I gave him a bowl of Jackie-O's.

by IssaTheFiend February 20, 2010

jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

Jackin'

Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject spoatie forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.

Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008