Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 1, 2019

P_ikachooSonThe1st

A really cute mushroom!

P_ikachooSonThe1st is so cute!

by P_ikachooSonThe1st March 5, 2021

Maker's Itch

The almost palpable sensation of restlessness a maker gets if he or she hasn't created something or worked on their latest project for an extended period of time (due to work or other commitments getting in the way, for example).

T: Dude. Can you stop jiggling your feet?
A: I can't just sit here, man - I've gotta build something. This Maker's Itch is driving me crazy!

by WordMaker February 2, 2013

make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.

Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”

by LittleBARON February 11, 2022

itchyfanny

An itchy twat

I thought an Itchyfanny was an Japanese
motorbike until I discovered Smirnoff.

by John MacMillan November 14, 2003

Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

My biznitches itches

a.When one is extremly toxicated and the only thing they say that makes sence is My Biznitches itches
b.haveing complictions when drunk

A. shit i cant find my car key "My biznitches iches"!!!
b. Im gonna take my shoes off and putt my stocking on my head, "My Biznitches itches"!!

by Chelle and Stef September 15, 2008