Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.
by Felix Greene April 02, 2009
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boat race

Hey, we won the boat race and didn't go near the lake!
by Mike S September 11, 2003
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Bang Boat

Dude Let's all have sex on the bang boat
by GizmoCC October 08, 2009
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Crashing Boats

Getting credits in VMK (virtual magic kingdom, a disney MMORPG). Playing the jungle cruise Photo Safari game, even if you don't get any points, earns you credits. So, to get lots of credits, people play Jungle Cruise and crash their boats, hence the phrase crashing boats.
"The black HM suit is coming out?! Man, I need to start crashing boats."
by kerr bear October 29, 2005
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motor boat

The motor boat is done on a girl's clitoris,(putting your lips together and blowing air through them) making a motor boat soundlike a raspberry or zerbert. a lot more fun than in between the tits for both people.
she only stays with him cause he does the motor boat
by the true motorboater July 11, 2009
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Boat bang

Having sex on a small boat with a person who has a bubble but.
we are going to have boat bang tonight after the swim
by YouKnowTina October 31, 2006
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Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.
Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.
by Brownie CH August 28, 2008
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