A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Get the funke faustmug. Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007
by Innocent bystander 01 November 28, 2021
Get the The Farrelly Funkmug. A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.
by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009
Get the Mono-funkmug. An abstract concept that denotes a feeling of euphoria indescribable by human language. A feeling one has when they are in a supremely primal state in which an individual emotionally feels boundless and free. Usually marked by the unintentional telling of true emotions and feelings.
I took some LSD last night and I felt the funk flow through me, I was at peace.
Last night at the party we got so funky that I told everyone we boned in the outhouse.
The gay sex was so great he took me to Funkytown.
Last night at the party we got so funky that I told everyone we boned in the outhouse.
The gay sex was so great he took me to Funkytown.
by nawitt1999 September 15, 2016
Get the Funkmug. Yo, what’s up G Funk?!
by Superzane April 29, 2021
Get the G Funkmug. 1.Money Maker Shaker styles of music.
2.Something created by someone getting loose.
3.Problems between warring parties
2.Something created by someone getting loose.
3.Problems between warring parties
1.Headhunters brought that funk.
2.Kiroe brought that funk.
3.That foo had funk with me, but then i kicked his ass.
2.Kiroe brought that funk.
3.That foo had funk with me, but then i kicked his ass.
by FunkyMcfunkbuster October 11, 2008
Get the Funkmug. by Dew funk November 16, 2023
Get the dew funkmug.