florida sun beam

It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.
I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.
by FlashBangJane December 25, 2021
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Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.
Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.
by Jay Nay October 21, 2014
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Florida Firefighter

The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.
The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.
by Dr. Peeinpoopinstein June 19, 2022
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Florida floor high

When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida
Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.
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Floridaing

Now that's floridaing on a 1000%
by Artisticallyholly November 16, 2022
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Florida Honeymoon

Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.
“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.
by Debboleh October 10, 2021
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Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.
When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!
by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020
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