Human Nunchucks

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.

Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.

by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020

buzzin' human

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.

look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human

by mario@glos September 5, 2010

Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019

human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.

person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"

by The Emperor of Thunder September 18, 2012