Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.

Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”

by TheBoscats August 6, 2018

Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.

Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba

by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.

Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

human trailer

A person who rides/slides attatched by a rope to the rear of an automobile. Ideal in snowy/icy conditions at speeds of 10-40 MPH.

Video-taping yourself as a human trailer provides a evening of entertaining antics.

by britishguy April 18, 2004

Human Flamethrower

A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.

Damn, grandma you didn’t tell me that pops did a Human Flamethrower back in Vietnam.

by Lord Scrotum January 22, 2021