Captain Hook

The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.

"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Off The Hook

Wild, Chaotic, Unencumbered. Derived from ancient naval slang. The hook referred to the anchor. In violent storms, if the anchor would break loose from the seabottom (or break loose from the anchor chain - ref "Off the chain.."), the ship would be uncontrolled, free and wild. Utter chaos. Can you imagine anything more wild than a uncontrolled ship in a hurricane?

That party was OFF THE HOOK!

by OffTheHook June 1, 2009

tail hook

Jet with hook used on short runways (aircraft carrier )

COD: tail hook down or wave off! Navy wave comes in nite call duty sir!. can do sir!
COD: Keep the birds in the air this will only take 10 mim.

COD = Chief of flight Deck

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

hook job

(Pronouced: hoook job) The act of partaking in having someone administer a blow JOB on you, while you smoke from a HOOKAH.

Frank: Dude, you hear that tommy got a Hook Job?
Sam: I have heard those can cause lung cancer AND you can get STDs.

by Makwaw Hunters Intl. August 14, 2007

booger hook

a swift punch (a left or right hook) to the nose, sometimes causing boogers to fly out.

I really want to booger hook that bitch Kenisha for farting in my prescence.

by Kendrick5050 May 4, 2006

captain hook

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

by manny January 28, 2003

hook

the Police, 5-O

Yo, we almost got caught by the Hook back there.

by killflow October 17, 2002