Horny Macho

noun. A male who thinks he is God's gift to women. Often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. You can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. Drives any shiny car with a loud after-market muffler. Usually found in packs of more than one.

Last night at the club, a serious Horny Macho dry humped my leg.

by Ahr January 9, 2009

horny eagle

This is a sex act in which a couple are having casual sex in the doggystyle position then just before the man climaxes he pulls out, stands up, spreads his arms as wings, and caws as he releases onto the woman.

"i suprised my girlfriend with the ol horny eagle last night"

by KevinTheSpeedWeed May 19, 2018

Horny Elephant

When you shove your knee-cap so far up someones ass, it feels like a elephants giant cock went up your anus.

Dude, i cant go riding today cause i gotta horny elephant from tiffany.

by samthewhale February 23, 2009

Food Horny

to be in serious crave of food. you really want to eat alot of food, usually junk food.

at the party john was very food horny and spent most of his time eating the party snacks.

by rubberooster November 25, 2011

Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool

Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...

by kentird34 June 22, 2010

Hug Horny

Really wanting physical contact with someone that you highly value something as simple as a hug.

"Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."

by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020

horny weirdo

someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny

“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo”

by Xtrarip January 27, 2019