scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

broken helmet

A decent body, but ugly face.

She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet

by PapaJBranford June 4, 2010

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop 2014 To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop 2014 To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop 2014 To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

by B-rizzle February 17, 2025

Gutter helmet

A condom

Got to run by the store and grab a box of gutter helmets before I hit that skanks' place.

by surveyor3 December 4, 2013

helmet chew

Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.

History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys

I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.

or

She has a helmet chewing attitude.

by Rudrafter June 4, 2010