safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.

The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.

by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021

Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.

God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

by Berrick January 18, 2020

helmet bitch

A retarded bitch

That bitch ain't got no sense girl! She act like she a helmet bitch

by mindfulwashington May 9, 2014

Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.

Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.

by BushLover123 May 30, 2025

helmet smoker

A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe

Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..

by D hops February 26, 2017

Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.

I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her

by doubledown10 June 22, 2021

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021