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heaven

Heaven is a very amazing beautiful girl that everyone loves. Everyone wants to be her friend and goes out of there why just to get a chance to talk to her.Did i mention she has an amazing body. Even though she is so popular she is a chill layed back girl that is nice to everyone. But besides all that she doesnt know shat the future holds and cant wait to find out but lets just say she hopes the future doesnt hold babies.
Girl:oh yeah heaven shes so beautiful

Guy:yeah i kinda want to talkto but i dont know how she always is around people.
by The name heaven August 1, 2017
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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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Weeb Heaven

Ujasen bulgarski anime server claimvasht da e rai za weebovete no actually house-va 30 godishni pedofili jiveeshti s tehnite maiki v mazeto chugvaiki mountain dew i qdeiki doritos. Horata v tozi server sa grozni gadni geiove (ggg) (neshto kato kkk)
Lyubo: Brat are da lafim v Weeb Heaven.

Az: Pich ti bolen li si be.
by gamerabg08 March 4, 2022
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Heaven Eunis

Small woman, probably 4'11 tall.
Guy 1: "Wow she's quite short."
Guy 2: Her name is probably Heaven Eunis
by aewol November 24, 2021
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Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.
My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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pennies from heaven

a song that gets the whole group going shooby dooby #d10
hey alexa play pennies from heaven
“hell yea”
by Carly the hore January 17, 2022
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Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
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