To have a baby on someone means to have a child with someone other than your partner that you didn’t acknowledge them about. If your partner didn’t know when you did then you had a baby on them because you didn’t tell them.
“He had a baby on me!”
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone
by T Dict January 19, 2022
Get the Have a baby on someonemug. When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
Get the have a nice weekendmug. by wacokid September 26, 2010
Get the have a meeting with the governormug. Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.
by Back 9 June 14, 2021
Get the Have a Pecan Daymug. "Turn the PS4 off" to which I would reply " have a steamy one". Or , " don't be a steamy one like charlie l".
by IOLO342 April 18, 2018
Get the have a steamy onemug. Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.
by avochlo April 30, 2022
Get the you’re having a laughmug. I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.
by May 27, 2021
Get the i have the dripmug.