The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?
Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
by Blazeit June 17, 2019
Get the Grease Jockymug. by WintaSnow August 3, 2024
Get the Prison Greasemug. A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025
Get the No grease in this baconmug. An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
Get the Grease Wizardmug. When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.
by Ggarfink January 23, 2017
Get the Grease filled Stewmug. by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023
Get the face greasemug. Matt the obese fat ol tard ol lard is the most acurae deffinition that could ever explain this hermunculous he is just so bittery uderally disgusting troglodite that exists but this beach fuel diven cunt is greasy also did i mention hes fat?
ps. Fuck you grease ball
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ps. Fuck you grease ball
PP S you have a small |
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Guy 1: Hey did you you see Micayla over there?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Grease got to her.
Guy2: poor oinker, that'll do pig... that'll do
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Grease got to her.
Guy2: poor oinker, that'll do pig... that'll do
by ifhysm May 27, 2017
Get the Greasemug.