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Knee-high on a grasshopper

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
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Ass on the grass mann

a line demo man tf2 says while using the scotts man stagger
by Grojg the car December 24, 2020
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Raptors in the grass

Any sort of predator being SAB(shady at best)

Mountain lion
by SFLlou January 22, 2021
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Step on grass

You say this to someone who is so obsessed in the internet and has no life outside of it. Someone who stays inside his room to make drama in the internet instead of going outside to step on grass and enjoy life.
Fat man: you are suck and loser
You: my guy you should really step on grass and get a life.
by Æï July 6, 2021
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Bullet Ploof Grass

A humorous "dyslexia moment" from Tyler Wine A.K.A IAMWILDCAT
"Fuck, Dude! We were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!...Bullet ploof grass?!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021
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Get out of the Grass

You are wrong, incorrect, dont know what your on about as you are lost in high grass...
"I can make it!!...I can swim faster than an Aussie Crocodile"...
"Mate...Get out of the grass bro!"...
by DownUnderCrew August 13, 2021
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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
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