Grandma June

A fat crab that can fly over the ocean while screeching skidermarinki dinka dink. Enjoys spending time at its local retirement home bathing in clam chowder and eating the eyelashes of dead roosters. Can be found in the deepest regions of New York City, commonly seen in garbage cans festering in roast beef sandwiches.

Oh I think there is a Grandma June in my sandwich!

Don't put the trash out at night, you'll get a festering amount of Grandma Junes within it!

by Rupert fillangi April 25, 2011

the grandma

when a woman is on the bed and the guy is on the ground, giving oral

man me and my girl were doing the grandma all night

by The Grandma June 26, 2005

Lazy Grandma

In a game of pong or Beirut, when asking for a re-rack with three cups remaining a player may ask for a Lazy Grandma. This is a sideways triangle formation, with the single cup on the player's preference of right or left. This is in the place of a forward or backward triangle re-rack.

"Yo let's get a re-rack"
"what do you want"
"Uhh a Lazy Grandma"

by Dylan Chavo January 31, 2009

Cody's Grandma

She likes it hot, she's tight and she loves doggy style.

Cody's Grandma asked for doggy style in the Sahara desert.

by Puddle man October 13, 2011

Grandma Slap

To slap someone so hard their grandmothers can feel it. Not literally but its a saying.

Man, I'm gonna slap you so hard your grandmas gonna feel it!!!!!!

by German douche rack June 29, 2005

Sloppy Grandma

n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.

Sloppy G's are gross...i should know

by sean July 15, 2001

making grandma's pizza

v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.

George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.

Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*

by Adamska August 31, 2008