penis gord

penis gord refers to someone who's an idiot, much like calling someone a penis wrinkle. (this is gord as in those small weird looking pumpkins)

your such a penis gord

by JugGer December 30, 2003

gordan's rule

A bull shit writing rule implemented into college studies that affects your overall grade.

You can't receive higher than a D in this class because you didn't meet the requirements for Gordan's rule.

by TheBlueBullet November 22, 2007

Gordon

a marfan syndrome mofo that literally has zero muscle on his body. he is a gay fish. he also eats bits of poop for a snack, along with a cucumber that he shoves up his butt, then eats the tiny bits of shit off afterwards.

Gordon is mean.

by bigfatturd January 11, 2019

Golden Gordon

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

by Mitch September 2, 2004

Gordana

highly classified bitch
hated by peers
revolts boys
talked about because of her whoring reputation
known to sleep with any guys no matter the age difference or gender
is highly avoided
stupid
snobby
two faced

dont be a Gordana
how much for an hour in bed, Gordana?
what did that Gordana do now
that bitchy Gordana
i hear shes a real Gordana in bed
lets have some Gordana Gordana after the prom
do you preffer a Gordana on top or below?
failed a math test?

by monica pol October 28, 2008

Gordon

HES FUCKING STRIAGHT

"Gordon say no if you're straight" "no"

by CaraOrCarl February 20, 2022

Allie Gordon

She is such a small booty bitch who never knows when to shut the fuck up, she is always salty and isnt thicc at all, but she still some how manages to get the hottest boyfriends.

Allie Gordon sucks chod

by Baby cheeks 69 February 7, 2019