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Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.
Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.
by HCG4 April 15, 2024
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commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.
by Qdizzle November 16, 2018
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Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch
“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching
by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023
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Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch
by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017
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gooch deep

so deep that the balls are in too
“wait did you go gooch deep dude!”

“yea both the balls were in”
by tainttoot November 5, 2022
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Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.
by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014
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gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them
I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder
by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011
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