Ass Goblin

Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm

help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world

by ass goblin hater August 29, 2003

Dick goblin

A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.

''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''

by Diefo12 August 11, 2021

crash goblin

Used to describe an individual who is addicted to speed/stunt motor sports such as riding ATVs,dirt bikes and dune buggies. The person may have been in an accident or not, and can imply a future accident for the person.

Damn, Ryan pratically killed himself in that dirt bike race. I hope that crash goblin learns his lesson.

by Lymphusc October 15, 2007

tin goblin

Poverty-Stricken Sesh Gremlin (see "Sesh Gremlin")

"Can't believe he is away out tonight again, its been the sixth night in a row."

"I know, he's such a tin goblin"

by HoneyFord Mustang July 30, 2017

Pussy Goblin

A fine ass Lil Shawty from the south specifically Florida. With long curly hair, and the letter “K” tatted on her.

Who will literally consume your soul out of your vagina and beg to drown in it. She lives between her girls legs and is obsessed with her and spicy pickles

Damn Rach is such a Pussy Goblin she eats it till I shake. That’s why krystal says her head is worth the headache

by QueenEastcoast April 16, 2022

Goon to a goblin

A total joke of a person

Terell - “hey mike what’s up”

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin “

by Terell & his Goons November 18, 2019

Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.

That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015