Funk

A discord user that is both mentally retarded and more useless than the democratic party. Blocks anyone with valid criticism and has sking thinner than wrapping paper.

Funk: Hey guys

Anon: what's up

Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously

Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk

Anon: ah okay

by Narvin123456 November 22, 2023

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017

Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

by Annie Mills September 13, 2008

funk lumper

Someone who funks lumps

Wow, rebel wolf really lumps funk. Such a funk lumper

by MrGingerRock May 21, 2022

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 25, 2023

Funk Tunnel

Another term for butthole

Want to explore my funk tunnel baby...

by Squatch10 February 10, 2019