Fence painted

When a guy uses his tongue to lick a girls vagina and butt in a painting form. Up and down.

Sherise has been really stressed lately. She needs someone to Have her fence painted.

by Forbsie127 September 16, 2017

Fenced

To be extremely high on recreational drugs.

Bro I was so fenced last night.

by Red Raddish November 1, 2017

functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

function music

Party Music; high energy provocative music: ratchet

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.

by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

funckel

A fun ass uncle

Man uncle mike is a funckel

by Carlthebomb June 6, 2018

Fencepost

Dumbass, twit, know-nothing, moron, idiot, stupid, Abbrievation: Post

That boy is dumb as a fencepost. What a fencepost. They gave that guy a license to drive, he is dumber than a fencepost. What a twit, a fencepost in a farmer's field is more usefull than that fellar. Careful now, don't get too close to that Fencepost friend of yours, his stupidity might rub off on yah.

Abbrievation: What a post!

by Dabbs McGilly May 12, 2018

funcle

Short for full-uncle, meaning genetically closer than a mother's half-brother.

My mom has two siblings, her brother Bob and half-brother Jordan. Bob is my funcle, where as Jordan is simply my uncle.

by arizonahd May 15, 2018