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Freedom Frog

A variation of first-person shooter troll which abides by two or more the following behaviors:

1. Constantly jumps up and down, even while in combat or while capturing an objective. In Halo: Reach, this is accomplished using a jetpack.

2. Screams anti-communist sentiments and mutilated scraps of William Wallace's speech from Braveheart into his or her microphone at each juncture at which he or she interacts with online players in-game. Favored catchlines: "For Free-dome!" "They may never take... OUR FREEDOM!" "Gah! Your blood's the color of COMMUNISM!"

3. Is unquestionably the lest productive member of his or her respective team.
God Dammit! Why does this asshole keep jumping up and down? It's making it so frickin' hard to get a headshot. Damn Freedom Frog!
by Satanical Suave April 30, 2011
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Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.
"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."
by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019
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Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
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Fought for my freedom

Yeah, not really free. My life is a black mirror episode. Stolen A.I. yadda yadda- You've heard it all before.
Hym "Yes, you fought for my freedom... My freedom to be harvested for resources and labor... And organs... Fantastic. Your friends died for nothing. This is dogshit. You should have a problem with this."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Freedom bamboozle

Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.
The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.
by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022
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freedom

She tested her freedom and sneaked out of her house.
by piscisgirl November 12, 2017
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40 oz to freedom

No canadian's gonna spell reggae that wrong and get away with it, go hunt a moose or something

Anyways, 40 oz to freedom is a banger song and album by sublime. One of my favorite songs on the album is their rendition of Scarlet Begonias.
Guy 1: "LMAO I just saw a canadian guy spell reggae completely wrong!"
Guy 2: "That's fuckin' hilarious bro! Let's get stoned and listen to 40 oz to freedom!"
by Dr. John J. J. Schmidt, PhD January 9, 2023
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