Guy 1: There is a bucket of shit parked in my driveway with its lights on
Guy 2: Oh, that must be my Ford Taurus
Guy 1: TWAZZER!!!!!
Guy 2: Oh, that must be my Ford Taurus
Guy 1: TWAZZER!!!!!
by Jazz 88.1 February 20, 2007
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by J.Flo October 28, 2006
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Fored
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n.
1) worst of worst
2) mediocre
When used in conjunction with the word car (1) applies; when used in conjuction with the word truck (2) applies
1) worst of worst
2) mediocre
When used in conjunction with the word car (1) applies; when used in conjuction with the word truck (2) applies
Known acronyms:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forty-third On Race Day
even backwards ...
Driver Returns On Foot
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forty-third On Race Day
even backwards ...
Driver Returns On Foot
by Hicksey December 19, 2003
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"Hey man, remember when you picked up that hooker on the street and she let you give her the norwegian firedragon?"
"I would love to perform the norwegian firedragon on her!
"I would love to perform the norwegian firedragon on her!
by caesar pleaser October 23, 2012
Get the Norwegian FireDragon mug.Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.
Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.
by Sneachta dubh November 8, 2020
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Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.
by Nick February 3, 2004
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